Imagine finding a dragon egg one day, and it hatches in your house and thinks you’re its mom. Then the next morning you wake up and find this mini dragon has gathered all the lose change and shiny objects in your house in a pile, and is gnawing on a nickel. And then when you take it out for walks, it picks up every coin it sees cause its a hoarder. And your house is eventually full of coins. And you are rich. And have a dragon.
"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."
- draco: potter... potter is it true you fainted? you actually fainted?
- ron: shove off malfoy
- draco: shut up i'm checking on my boyfriend bby you okay do you want father to sue the train
i will literally try to pet any cat i can don’t doubt me
It has come to my attention that there are fully legal adults who are not familiar with this, who do not know what to do when they hear it, and indeed, were born after it came out.
This is unacceptable.
It is irrevocably tattooed into the brain of anyone vaguely associated with Western culture who was old enough to form cognizant memories in the mid 90s. And yes, we can all do the dance. I guarantee you Dean Winchester can do the dance. Bobby can do the dance. Sherlock can do the dance. Tony Stark has made sure all his robots can do the dance.
And all of you over the age of 25 already know what it is before you press play.
did i ever tell you guys that someone taped a picture of gerard way as jesus in the locker room at my school
Here’s a Frank Iero from last night not knowing how to work a phone to take a picture